Shiny pokemon,
like nice boys that
fence and have mustaches,
are difficult to find.

And I meant it when
I called you
Inglorious
unfathomable

Like a nova shitting out
in the night sky
when we were fucking
but that we won't see until we
are thirty.

Hopefully, at this point in my
life I am not riding just anyone's
bike or trying to build a relationship
on what starter pokemon we would pick.

And it's not fair that you have ruined
Tarantino, Squirtle, Evangelion, Silent Hill,
Firefly and whiskey for me forever and all time.

Fuck it.

I choose you, Charamander.