Dear Mr. Alda, I've been thinking about killing myself

I'm not very smart
and, in fact, I'm not
very pretty.

I like to think I have
interesting qualities
like at parties, I feel I can
hold interesting conversation:

"I just finished Persepolis."
"My favorite TV show is MASH."
"I miss my mother."
"Why am I so fucking miserable?"
"Who am I?"


And all the words are mispelled.